Alright, by popular request, I have a list of Jade’s catsuits. I only wish the R.L. went into greater detail about these pretty spectacular outfits. Or are we potentially suspecting the ghostwriter was female? I say not, because all women know the catsuit is not to be worn daily to school.
“[Jade’s] bright green catsuit made her eyes appear even greener, and showed off her great figure.”
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“Jade was wearing a bright red cat suit with a short black jacket. ‘I could never wear anything like that,’ Deena thought. But Jade, as usual, looked fabulous.”
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“Jade was wearing [anothing effing] catsuit as usual. This one made of some kind of shiny yellow material. She had on a big gold hoop earring in each ear, and her hair hung in one long braid over her shoulder.”
Note to readers: I was trying to find some pictures of similar catsuits, and quickly realized that catsuits are “erotic” and “a little too sexy for my internet viewing.”
“[Jade’s] bright green catsuit made her eyes appear even greener, and showed off her great figure.”
...
“Jade was wearing a bright red cat suit with a short black jacket. ‘I could never wear anything like that,’ Deena thought. But Jade, as usual, looked fabulous.”
...
“Jade was wearing [anothing effing] catsuit as usual. This one made of some kind of shiny yellow material. She had on a big gold hoop earring in each ear, and her hair hung in one long braid over her shoulder.”
Note to readers: I was trying to find some pictures of similar catsuits, and quickly realized that catsuits are “erotic” and “a little too sexy for my internet viewing.”
Haaaaahahah
ReplyDeleteHot new fashion. Even though it reminds me of long underwear rather then a catsuit.
ReplyDeleteOh, Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham where are you when we need you?
That is hilarious!
ReplyDeleteJade also wears catsuits when she is referenced in other books. :)
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