Showing posts with label books. Show all posts
Showing posts with label books. Show all posts

Friday, February 21, 2025

The Lost Girl, or "No, Honey Did Not Sweeten That Horrifying Massacre"


Fear Street lovers, we're back again! I was wondering my favourite second-hand bookstore (shout out to Bailey Books in St. Albert!) when I happened to notice this gem, and realized neither myself or A.M. had read it. Clearly I need to update myself on R.L.'s work. I used to know this stuff like the back of my hand.

The Lost Girl is insane, as I've come to expect, with one of the most creative deaths I've read in a long time. Want to find out about it? Read on...

Ah, Fear Street, where consent is optional, horses are deadly weapons, and time tunnels conveniently exist to prolong generational feuds. Let’s dive into The Lost Girl, a book that asks the important question: What if I Know What You Did Last Summer mashed with time traveling witches?

1950s: When Horse Stables Were Cutthroat

Meet Beth Palmieri, a poor Italian-American girl with witchy powers. She seems to be able to move things with her mind, and uses them to gruesome effect. Her family runs a stable, which apparently is SERIOUS BUSINESS in this town, because their rivals, the Dooleys, are out for blood. 

Enter Aaron Dooley, the whitest marshmallow boy who ever lived, whose defining personality trait is sexual harassment. Two pages in, he’s already dragging Beth into bushes. Naturally, she force-chokes him and nearly makes him swallow his own tongue. I mean, seems like an appropriate response.

But the Dooleys don’t take kindly to a girl defending herself. They also don't like competition, so one night their patriarch, Martin Dooley, kidnaps Beth’s father and unleashes one of the most horrifying deaths in Fear Street history: he ties Dad down, covers him in honey and oats, and lets starving horses eat him alive. That’s right. Horses. The My Little Pony fan in me just DIED.

Beth, understandably traumatized, runs into a cave and disappears...

Present Day: Welcome to I Know What You Did Last Winter

Cut to modern-day Shadyside, where our protagonist, Michael Frost, is living his best snowmobile-obsessed life with his friends Gabe (the gamer), Diego (the jock), and girlfriend Pepper (you know she won't last long). Everything’s chill until a mysterious new girl, Lizzy, shows up. She immediately knows Michael’s name, makes weird pronouncements, and casually steals his blood in a non-consensual finger-pricking ceremony. Um, RED FLAG.

Lizzy invites herself along on a snowmobiling trip, which results in Michael accidentally running over a dude. Oops. Apparently he's a mega-bad guy, Lizzy knows all about him, so they decide to go back and see if he's still alive. But the dude, Angel, is just gone when they return. Ghost? Really angry injured guy? Either way, we’re in trouble.

Meanwhile, Michael’s class goes gravestone rubbing (as you do), and surprise! They find Beth Palmieri’s grave. Michael then starts seeing Angel lurking ominously everywhere. Lizzy keeps making out with him in ways that seem medically unsafe, and someone sends him a lunch bag full of Pepper’s hair. At this point, Michael should be changing his name and moving to another state, but alas, he stays.

One hospital trip and a murder (RIP Gabe, we hardly knew ye) later, Michael discovers Lizzy’s secret: she is Beth Palmieri, who fell into a time tunnel and landed in the future, presumably still pissed off about the horse thing.

Time Travel Feud: Now With More Murder

Turns out Michael is the grandson of Martin Dooley (ugh, genetics), and Angel is actually Aaron Dooley, back from the grave. Lizzy and Angel are both here for revenge and plan to shove Michael into the time tunnel, dooming him to wander through the ages like some kind of Shadyside Doctor Who. But Michael flips the script and shoves them into the tunnel instead. They rapidly age 70 years in seconds and crumble into dust, because that’s how time physics works in Fear Street.

With the murderers-turned-mummies gone, Michael and Pepper go back to their regularly scheduled lives. The book ends with Michael taking a gravestone rubbing of Beth’s name, musing about how they’re bloods. Because nothing says “closure” like making arts and crafts out of your dead maybe-girlfriend’s tombstone.

Final Thoughts:

  • Most horrifying Fear Street death to date? Death by hungry horses. Ugh, new nightmare unlocked.
  • Biggest red flag? Lizzy stealing blood on the first date.
  • Least surprising twist? The time tunnel. There’s always a time tunnel.

Fear Street: where you can get run over by a snowmobile, murdered in a furnace room, and eaten by a horse, all in one book. I give this 9 oat-and-honey corpses out of 12!


Friday, October 20, 2023

Halloween Update

 Hello my spooky friends,

There's no new content on the Fear Street front (unless you consider the re-release of the Evil Cheerleaders series in a fancy new package from Simon & Schuster, which I absolutely do not). I swear, Goosebumps gets all the love. I am always keenly watching to see if the fourth Fear Street movie will ever be made by Netflix, but seeing as it's still kicking around in pre-production, I'm not holding my breath.

I am still trying to convince AM Stine to watch and recap the 2nd and 3rd movie installments ... but she's scared. It didn't help that I told her the 2nd one (1978) is the scariest (who's with me?) Perhaps she needs a bit of encouragement.

But, if you need a shot of horror in your life, this writer has her own horror anthology Then She Said Hush available on Amazon. And for the month of October, the ebook is being given away if you sign up for my newsletter. Check it out here. Free horror for Halloween? That's almost enough to give me Goosebumps.

I also have some published horror shorts available: “Inside Me” is a short story appearing in Back Roads Autumn Literary Review. This is my first piece appearing in a literary magazine, and of course it was going to be horror. The story is about a lust spell gone wrong at a high school party, with some serious The Craft vibes. While there is nothing particularly graphic, I do have to warn that there is some light cannibalism. Still can’t believe they actually published it!

The story “Dare to Survive” will be appearing in horror anthology Dark & Stormy. Love the name, and I love the entire anthology. There are some incredibly creepy stories in here, “The Old Man on the Porch” kept me up at night! My story has been described as “edge-of-your-seat”, set in a near-future world. Contestants on a game show compete in Fear Factor-type challenges. The prize? Saving the life of a loved one on death row. Failure means immediate execution, and perhaps the loss of the contestants life as well. By far the darkest thing I’ve written (yet
), this is definitely not for kids. The anthology is set to be released November.

Until next time, keep things creepy.

Friday, April 14, 2023


 Hello horror-loving friends! I have exciting news - I've just released a collection of short stories in my horror anthology Then She Said Hush. Is it as good as Fear Street? I mean, can anything be? But these are some spooky, and occasionally silly stories I've written, including the award-winning Unfreeze. If you like tales of witches and survivalists, or if saunas really freak you out, then this is the book for you.

Then She Said Hush is available on Amazon, but for a short time, I am giving away the ebook for free on my website! Check it out at cordeliakelly.com!

The stories in Then She Said Hush were written with a campfire in mind. There is nothing so delightful, or primal, as gather closer to feel the heat and the light on your face while the darkness gathers at you back, and tell tales. Everything is spookier when there's nothing but open emptiness behind you, and the ancient dread of the unknown creeps down your spine. You force yourself not to glance over your shoulder. Is there any moment quite so frightening as when somebody freezes and whispers: What was that?

Enjoy. And bring a flashlight.

Monday, April 3, 2023

The Midnight Club, or "Come for the Horror, Stay for the Enlightenment"

I have never recapped a Pike book, though I used to read his books almost as religiously as Fear Streets in the ‘90s. Pike is a philosopher king compared to R. L. Stine. Fear Street is all slasher-gore horror but doesn’t come with tons of depth (not that there’s anything wrong with that!) Pike, however, seems to start off down on your typical horror road, then it spins out into something extravagantly weird, like “but we were actually ancient pagan gods and live in another dimension” kind of stuff. Pike’s books were pretty trippy.

But my attention was caught by the Netflix series based on his book The Midnight Club. It looks scary, and I thought it might be something fun to recap, seeing as I’ve been enjoying recapping R. L.’s shows. With that in mind, I’ve read The Midnight Club. It is … not at all what I expected. Although perhaps I should have, since it is classic Pike. And now I’m even more curious about The Midnight Club series. Does it follow the same path as the book? Does it take a creepy concept (dying kids make a pact to reach out to others after death) and take it in a whole different direction? Let me know if you’d like to see the recaps of the show here! Also if you're looking for more horror, check out my new blog post on The Scariest Monsters in Literature.


On to the recap: Ilonka is dying of cancer. She lives in Rotterdam Hospice, a very fancy mansion that has been repurposed for children receiving end-of-life care – no treatments, only pain management and whatever comfort they can find in a cool old place and each other. It used to be the home of an oil tycoon, set on the Pacific Coast in Washington State. 


Ilonka has a remarkably upbeat attitude to keep on living life right to the end. Her roommate, Anya, feels otherwise. She lives in excruciating pain from her bone cancer and likes drugs and not much else. Her leg has been amputated and she can barely move for the pain. She reads the Bible by day and tells scary stories at night. She also tells hard truths, like the fact that Ilonka is obviously in love with Kevin, another guest at the hospice, which is super awkward since he has a devoted girlfriend.


Ilonka is aware of all this. She hates Kevin’s girlfriend, thinks she’s insipid. She loooooves Kevin and believes her connection to him has to do with the ancient past. Whoof, it didn’t take long to get to the esoteric stuff Pike loves so much!


She takes like 6 T3s to forget about the girlfriend and push the pain away. These kids take a lot of drugs. 


Ilonka is awoken by Sandra to make the next meeting of the Midnight Club. It’s a group of five kids who meet in the library at midnight to tell each other stories. Ilonka is happy she didn’t sleep through it because she has a tale to tell.


Spence is the fifth member of the club, and is a bit of an energetic trickster. He tells a bloody, gory story, which is typical of him. Then Anya tells a disturbing story about doppelgangers and deals with the devil.


Ilonka starts her story, about a past life – 20,000 years ago in Egypt. Delius is the follower of a divine Master and had a good friend, Shradna. It’s a sad story, because Shradna’s daughter dies, then Delius and Shradna fight and fall out. Also, Ilonka believes that she is Delius, and Kevin is Shradna, though she leaves that last part out.


Kevin goes next. He tells a story of an angel who falls in love with a human and becomes mortal to be with her. Ooh, what could this mean?


The next day, Kevin’s girlfriend Kathy comes to see him. Ilonka takes her aside and tells her Kevin is going to die, that’s why he’s in a hospice and she’s only hurting him by talking about their after because they’re not going to get an after. Kathy leaves in tears and Ilonka feels terrible. It’s the worst thing she’s ever done because she only did it because she wants Kevin so bad.


Ilonka has been eating only fruits and vegetables and taking lots of vitamins, so she doesn’t listen to her own advice that she’s in a hospice and there’s only one way out of a place like that. She thinks she’s getting better and demands to be taken to get an MRI to prove it. 


Before the next Midnight Club, Anya shares a story for only Ilonka. It’s a real story. She was in love with her boyfriend and thought it was too good to be true. She fucked it up because her love freaked her out so much, and gets caught cheating with another man. She had made a sculpture of two lovers together for her boyfriend, who threw it to the ground when he finds them. The woman’s leg breaks off, right where Anya’s is amputated. She wonders if it means anything, as she got sick not long after that.


At the club, Spence is all kinds of mischievous and has wine for all of them. Ilonka takes only two small sips, thinking the wine tastes funny. Anya is in a remarkably good mood, maybe because of the wine and morphine mix. They talk about trying to reach out to each other when they’re gone, to show them there is an afterlife. Only this is not scary at all, but peaceful and sweet, a way to comfort each other. 


Spence has another bloody gory story that is short and entertaining. Ilonka goes next, and it’s another of her past lives, this time in India. She went against her caste to marry and has a child who will/did become a divine prophet called the Master, so that guy’s always mixed up with her lives. Pike always does spiritual stuff like that.


At this point, I am so curious what the show is actually like because we are ¾ of the way through the book and the only plot so far basically is: dying teens tell rambling stories.


Ilonka falls asleep hard that night and has more and more past-life dreams. In these, it appears she’s being led by Jesus, who speaks of God’s love, but she refers to him as Master. She begs him to bring back her dead husband, and she basically tells her she’s not very enlightened.


When she wakes Anya is dead. She wonders whether something happened to her (besides, you know, the bone cancer that was actively killing her). The doctors assure her of course her body had reached its end naturally and there would be no autopsy. 


Then a powerful rumour spreads through Rotterdam: one of the guests there has been misdiagnosed. One of them is not condemned.


Ilonka is sure it’s her because she had her MRI the other day. She’s happy and goes for a  walk with Kevin. He knows he was in her past lives, and he tells her the story about the angel was about them, too.


But then Ilonka sees Sandra packing her stuff.  Nobody packs their stuff here, that’s done for them after they’re gone. So Ilonka realizes it’s not her that gets to leave through the front doors. Her new diagnosis is much worse – she has maybe a couple of weeks.


Kevin finishes his story of the angel for her and it’s about love and acceptance and death. She tells him she loves him, he feels the same way, and they sleep together (though neither has the energy for actual sex, they’re together emotionally). She dreams of other past lives – one where she is a king, tempted by a woman who knows the secret of powerful addictive sex act called The Rapture.


Then in the next life she’s a poor, sick, bald milkmaid in Scandinavia, unloved and unlucky. She learns a different addictive sex act, called The Seedling, which forces others to be with her and she becomes promiscuous. A wizard gives her the power and now he wants her to use it to seduce and kill a count. She prays to be released from this and she is found by the young man she loved her whole life. He loves her too. They run away together but the wizard finds her and stabs her in the guts. Before she dies, the boy says he’ll find her again. She says she has many sins to pay for, but he says he’ll take them on as well so he might be with her.


Ilonka wakes up, her stomach burning with the same pain as from the other life and realizes this is the price she paid for wicked deeds before. But she wakes up in Kevin’s arms, so that’s okay. They kiss and tell each other they love each other, and he dies in her arms.


After that, it’s just her and Spence left. He admits to drugging Ilonka the night with the wine and then smothering Anya at her request. She asked him to do it because he believes he already killed someone, so his karma could take it. Spence is dying of AIDS, and he never told his partner he had it, though he hadn’t known he was infected when they first got together.


Ilonka tells him he’s forgiven, but if he would like, she’ll stay with him for the next life and share in whatever payment that comes with his sins, as Kevin did for her. 


She goes into the stars after that.


Wow. I mean, it’s a sweet story. There is nothing scary here. Even the kids who are dying are given the comfort of future lives to look forward to. It’s not Fear Street, that’s for sure. Essentially, it’s a story of divine love. I'm not sure how to rate this, but I'll go for 7 raptures out of 11.

Monday, October 24, 2022

 


It's time for scary stories. Not the cute ones, not the ones that give you warm fuzzies. These are stories that made my spine tingle.

This is a post from my other blog, cordeliakelly.com, which you can check out for all kinds of book recommendations. But for my horror-loving crew over here, I thought you would be interested in my favourite scary books I've read over the past few years. And I'd love to hear about your favourite horror novels too, whether written by R. L. or not! Put them in the comments - new, old, the terrifying and the kind of fun, let me know, I'm always interested in more horror.

Also, if you're looking for some proper goosebumps, also check out Jezebel's Scary Stories Contest. People write in their real-life stories of paranormal terror that actually happened. They will keep you up at night. Every year, they never fail to get under my skin.


The Haunting of Hill House, by Shirley Jackson

The Haunting of Hill House captures the true spirit of psychological terror. And you can tell me about all the jump scares you've ever seen in your life, but nothing is as truly terrifying as a story that inhabits your mind. What you can expect from a Shirley Jackson story is one that will follow you through your lifetime, often because they have no resolution. I actually wrote that line before I read The Haunting, and it's spooky how exactly right this is.

In researching this book, I came upon a definition of the difference between horror and terror, of which I wasn't aware, which seems like an oversight being a writer. I liked this definition from Wikipedia: "Terror is usually described as the feeling of dread and anticipation that precedes the horrifying experience. By contrast, horror is the feeling of revulsion that usually follows a frightening sight, sound, or otherwise experience." Jackson, of course, delights in terror, and we the reader delight in being terrorized by her.

It creates its own darkness, a book like this. While reading this book, I expected doors to slam behind me and disembodied whispers to follow me. Words are powerful, and if you believe that, then you can believe that books can cause madness. Jackson's books always toe that line, where not just the narrator but the reader herself questions her sanity.

The house is a living, breathing character, and its dark humour follows nearly every scene in the book. The madness scares us because it happens gradually, insidiously, in a way that we believe it could happen to us too. We attach to Eleanor as the narrative voice, and are chilled when the house gloms on to her as its next victim. Poor little Eleanor, never loved, never loved, she is vulnerable and becomes prey. However, if you see how Eleanor is first introduced in the book, it is to declare that which she hates. She has lived a small life of hate and resentment, and that is why I believe she is the weakest link.

One of the elements of the house I found the absolute creepiest is how every time, after being completely terrorized, the inhabitants find themselves feeling happy, even joyful. Each morning they rose excited and happy for the day, even though they were praying for death the night before. It's not so much that they forgot what happened, but the relief of not being terrorized right at that moment was euphoric, like in an abusive relationship. When in fact they should be getting the fuck out of that house right now and never coming back. I spent most of this book silently yelling: Get out now!

Although the house didn't actually harm anyone physically, it attacked the mind until everyone questioned their sanity. This trope frightens the crap out of me because it seems more present, more real, than say, zombies. We fear losing our minds or our control over our thoughts more than anything, because we perceive it as a reality.



The Magic Toyshop, by Angela Carter

This dark and twisty tale is a deliciously monstrous gothic read, told in the tradition of a Victorian fairytale (or nearly). There are orphans and incest and poverty, and a house that may or may not be haunted. In the creepy confines of the toyshop, it seems a place where fairy tales themselves will come to life. Carter actually references many gothic tales, like Bluebeard and Jane Eyre, so we are meant to be thinking along those lines.

Melanie is fifteen when she realizes she is a woman - and her world falls apart. Her wealthy parents are killed in a plane crash, leaving Melanie and her two younger siblings destitute. They are cast out of their sheltered upper middle-class life into deepest South London, to live with their reclusive uncle, a toymaker and puppeteer. They meet their in-laws, the extremely Irish Jowles family, and eventually join forces with them against their villainous uncle.

Although the book is set in 1960s London, it's easy to be confused and think that it's set much earlier. Throughout there is a strange otherworldly feel, hard to ground it in the real world. Also, Uncle Philip runs both his shop and household like a throwback to the good ol' Victorian days, which is quaintly charming in terms of his shop and avidly not in terms of how he terrorizes his family. This out of joint with reality feeling is also due in part to the Victorian style of the novel: a plucky girl becomes an orphan, miseries befall her, she struggles to find a way to survive in the cold hard world.

The other major aspect of The Magic Toyshop is that this is a coming-of-age novel, in a subtler, more eerie way than other similar novels introduced at that time. We begin the book as Melanie wanders into the family garden wearing her mother's wedding dress, and there she discovers herself, and discovers the universe, and discovers that she is not ready, entirely, for either of these things.

Her relationship with Finn swings back and forth between it being her worst nightmare, and that which will save her. It takes absolute catastrophe in order to get her there to the other side, to a place where she is ready to play at mother, but at fifteen she still hardly has the maturity to be a matriarch. All her and Finn have in the end is wild surmise, a romantic prospect that I quite liked.

I enjoyed The Magic Toyshop immensely, but I think you need to be in a specific mood for its nebulous, fantastical feel. This is the book for those who love gothic novels and are looking for something a little bit different, with heaps of gorgeous writing.



Mexican Gothic, by Silvia Moreno-Garcia

Mexican Gothic is just so beautiful. I mean, just look at this cover. I've always thought it was the loveliest cover ...

Beyond that, Morena-Garcia's creepy tale is both weird and wonderful, a shot of magical horror I didn't know I needed in my life today. Noemí, a kickass character who grows from socialite to rescuer, goes deep into the country to find her cousin, who had sent out a bizarre plea for help. There, at her cousin's new husband's manor, she finds a deeply creepy family where something is very very wrong, although she couldn't say for sure what.

The dread builds with precision and mastery until you absolutely must know what is lurking behind the walls of the haunted house, although you are sure you don't want to know. An excellent, if disturbing, read. If gothic is your thing, jump on this!



The Red Tree, by Caitlín R. Keirnan

This is one of those books that plays with reality and makes you question your sanity – as do all the characters in the book. It is about an evil tree and the people who become obsessed with discovering its secrets. An artist takes up residence in the old house near the tree and discovers the unfinished manuscript of the tree’s most recent victim. She gets sucked into the legend of the tree and desperately tries to unearth its secrets before losing her sanity.

Every step of the way you must question what is real and what is only in the mind, and who is creating what. Not only is this book a trip, but it became extra creepy for me because for some reason I had forgotten to document when I read this book (perhaps I didn’t want to remember because it scared me). All I could remember is it was a book about a red oak, and it didn’t exist in my GoodReads list where I keep track of everything I read (no matter how embarrassing). And when I looked up The Red Oak, the book didn’t exist and I started to think that I made the whole thing up, and was going completely insane just like the characters in the book … but then I found it under The Red Tree so all is well. Read at your own discretion.



The Other, by Thomas Tryon

The slightly less well-known book from the original horror triad of The Exorcist, Rosemary’s Baby, and The Other, this book is no less masterfully done or essentially creepy as its more famous brethren. (And I would argue that the book itself was as well-received as the other two books, but the fact that the film didn’t go on to become horror canon in the same way means it’s less integral to the horror cultural landscape.)

Set in a small town in Connecticut in the 1930s, the book follows twin brothers who share a very close connection – and several grim secrets. Have you read this book yet? I would love to hear what you thought.



The Halloween Tree, by Ray Bradbury

It is probably quite clear at this time that I unabashedly adore Halloween. I love the atmosphere, the costumes, the autumnal foods, the spooky. And a book about the origins of this very ancient holiday is of course going to become a fast favourite of mine, as Bradbury weaves lyrical narrative and poetry together effortlessly.

The story is a child's tale but a dark one, deals for the soul and all, but maybe in fact it's perfect for children with its dark enigmas and also glorious fun of Halloween. It certainly stayed with me for a long time.

A group of boys find themselves on a wild ride through time and space - an adventure to save the life of a friend who is sick and fading fast. Under the guidance of cadaverous Mr. Moundshroud, the boys explore the origins of Halloween, but when they must face the reality of the situation, they realize that the night's journey was not all fun and games. At times spooky, creepy, delightfully fun and informative, I loved every page of this spell-binding book.

And when I speak of Halloween being an ancient holiday, I really do mean ALL the way back ancient. Halloween has existed, in one form or another, since humans have been able to contemplate their own death.

One of the blessings/curses of our ability to shelter in comfort was the leisure to begin turning thoughts over in our heads. And in the autumn, as the leaves fall from the trees and it seems as though the world is dying, what perfect time to stop and reflect on how we, too, will go the way of so many before us, into our own eternal slumber. "Memories, that's what ghosts are."

The celebration of Halloween, which has had many different names during the existence of humanity, changes hands from empire to empire - from the pagan druids to the Christian ways of worships, the honour of the dead and our forecoming doom has always been a part of our life.

Bradbury is masterful at creating a spellbinding tale through human history. After watching over Roman hearth fires and delving into Druid rites, Moundshroud explains what witches were and why they were persecuted in middle ages Europe, as they continued to practice the old ways and Christianity was not having any of it.

As their journey continues, the boys must face their greatest fear, and a terrifying bargain is made in order to save their friend. Hardly an innocent caper at last, the night ends with a deal with the devil.

And so, this magical book effectively shows that there is no such thing as monsters or witches, but Halloween lingers in the human spirit and forever will as it is nothing more or less than the manifestation of our understanding of our personal doom. The book is brilliant and poetic, and will be reread every October as a holiday favourite.



Rosemary's Baby, by Ira Levin

A horror classic, and not to be missed. You’ve probably seen the movie, but did you ever read the book that inspired it? Originally published in the 1960s, Rosemary’s Baby captured the fear of satanism that rocked the nation at that time, and influenced a new surge in horror writing – the golden age of horror.

Rosemary moves into an upscale New York apartment with her husband, and soon discovers she has strange, cult-y neighbours. After she becomes pregnant, she suspects that she is surrounded by a group of devil-worshippers who wish to claim her baby. Or something like that.

One thing I’ve always found interesting is that movies become dated – but books never do. Does anyone have any thoughts on that? Creepy and forward-thinking, Rosemary’s Baby is a must-read for all horror lovers.



The Diviners, by Libba Bray

Libba Bray created the perfect Halloween read. It is creepy and funny with lovable characters, and at times verging towards wanting to stash the book in the freezer scary, but I’m a bit of a wimp when it comes to true horror stories.

Set during the Jazz Age, when an obsession with spiritualism brought the creepy. The Diviners starts with an unspeakably terrifying Ouija board session. From there, we meet the sweet and sassy cast of “Diviners,” young people with special gifts. They come together and start ghost hunting, being romantic and sexy with each other as they go. And all the while there is a horrifying evil presence hovering somewhere in Midwest America that makes me think of a scarecrow, and evil scarecrows are one of my biggest phobias. (Is there a name for that phobia?)

As she goes further into the series, Bray delves into what is at the heart of the American dream: so many people hoping for a better life, but in reality, America was created on the back of unspeakable horrors. It wasn't just old-fashioned values and hard work, but also slavery and genocide.

I’m getting into politics. Before you think the book is all dull and preachy, let me stop you right there, because it is anything but. The Diviners is creepy and FUN, and funny and flirty, and I defy you to not fall in love with the heartfelt characters.

Come for the horror and the fun, stay for the very important social messages on tolerance and acceptance! This book is one of my top recommendations, ever.



Saturday, September 17, 2022

A History of Horror: Paperbacks from Hell


A History of Horror: Paperbacks From Hell

R. L. Stine has not published another Fear Street (as far as I know - you'll let me know if he did though, right?) But I read a lot of horror, including books about horror, and when I came across this absolute gem, I thought it was only fair to share with you guys!

 I've somehow become a horror writer myself, which is still surprising. Although maybe not so much, considering: this blog. If you want to read some of my horror stories, or get more info about some of my work soon to be published, check out my website at cordeliakelly.com. And if you'd like me to post more here on Shadyside Snark, I'd love to hear what you're interested in! I see that R. L. has a new TV series coming out on Disney - if anyone wants me to recap that, let me know in the comments! 

I randomly came across this absolute gem of a book Paperbacks From Hell: The Twisted History of '70s and '80s Horror Fiction. It's written by Grady Hendrix, a horror writer himself and obviously a great lover of the genre. He began collecting vintage horror paperbacks in the remote recesses of used bookstores, to the great delight of anyone who can't get enough of these covers. Not that I know anything at all about random collections of obscure horror ...

Hendrix separates these vintage horror books into categories, from Satan's spawn to evil animals to splatterpunk (ugh, not my vibe). His collection is vast, these covers are beautiful or grotesque or cheesy, or sometimes, somehow, all three. And he is also very, very funny. I especially love when he would offer life advice throughout:

"Even if, despite [all] precautions, you have given birth to the spawn of Satan, all is not lost. Look on the bright side: deadly children are the best-dressed children."

Truth. I enjoyed reading about a general history of horror, which began in early days as gothic romances, which are essential adult dark fairy tales (think Jane Eyre, Frankenstein and Rebecca). But the '70s style of cheesy horrors began with a set of intensely creepy novels that captured the world's imagination by storm in the 1960s: Rosemary's Baby, by Ira Levin, The Other, by Thomas Tryon, and The Exorcist, by William Peter Blatty. These books were commercial successes and some went on to become very successful films. But if you love horror, you've probably seen Rosemary's Baby and The Exorcist, still terrifying in this day and age.


Once it was established that people wanted to buy novels like this, there was no holds barred on what was published over the next 25-ish years. It includes the good, the bad, and the bat-shit crazy. Some were intriguing and well-written, most were not, and it provides excellent entertainment looking back on these books. The cover art alone is breathtaking, with some of the best artists of the day creating gorgeous paintings designed to make the book jump off the shelf. Contrary to the old adage, we do absolutely judge a book by its cover, and cover art is almost the most important element to book sales! When the cover artist is paid more than the author, you know there's a reason why.


Of course, I was most interested in whether Hendrix covered my one-and-only when it comes to horror, and he did not disappoint. However, horror for a younger audience arose from the ashes of the adult horror boom. With the spectacular success of Silence of the Lambs, adult horror made the shift from overtly cheesy to the more subtle label "thriller," and the early '90s spelled the end of many horror publishers. Right at the time, though, the horror industry saw a massive revival with a younger generation, with Point Horror novels and Christopher Pike's horror-philosopher craziness. And of course, our darling R. L. Stine, who broke into the horror scene with the first Fear Street novel in 1989, The New Girl.


I love reading about the sequence of horror books, and I wonder where things will go next. There's no doubt our appetite for horror isn't going anywhere!

If you're into vintage horror, check out the Too Much Horror Fiction blog, by Will Erickson, who in fact co-wrote Paperbacks From Hell

If you're looking for even more horror book reviews, I review witchy books every week - you can see that here at Curl Up With a Good Blog!