The Lost Girl, or "No, Honey Did Not Sweeten That Horrifying Massacre"

Fear Street lovers, we're back again! I was wondering my favourite second-hand bookstore (shout out to Bailey Books in St. Albert!) when I happened to notice this gem, and realized neither myself or A.M. had read it. Clearly I need to update myself on R.L.'s work. I used to know this stuff like the back of my hand.

The Lost Girl is insane, as I've come to expect, with one of the most creative deaths I've read in a long time. Want to find out about it? Read on...

Ah, Fear Street, where consent is optional, horses are deadly weapons, and time tunnels conveniently exist to prolong generational feuds. Let’s dive into The Lost Girl, a book that asks the important question: What if I Know What You Did Last Summer mashed with time traveling witches?

1950s: When Horse Stables Were Cutthroat

Meet Beth Palmieri, a poor Italian-American girl with witchy powers. She seems to be able to move things with her mind, and uses them to gruesome effect. Her family runs a stable, which apparently is SERIOUS BUSINESS in this town, because their rivals, the Dooleys, are out for blood. 

Enter Aaron Dooley, the whitest marshmallow boy who ever lived, whose defining personality trait is sexual harassment. Two pages in, he’s already dragging Beth into bushes. Naturally, she force-chokes him and nearly makes him swallow his own tongue. I mean, seems like an appropriate response.

But the Dooleys don’t take kindly to a girl defending herself. They also don't like competition, so one night their patriarch, Martin Dooley, kidnaps Beth’s father and unleashes one of the most horrifying deaths in Fear Street history: he ties Dad down, covers him in honey and oats, and lets starving horses eat him alive. That’s right. Horses. The My Little Pony fan in me just DIED.

Beth, understandably traumatized, runs into a cave and disappears...

Present Day: Welcome to I Know What You Did Last Winter

Cut to modern-day Shadyside, where our protagonist, Michael Frost, is living his best snowmobile-obsessed life with his friends Gabe (the gamer), Diego (the jock), and girlfriend Pepper (you know she won't last long). Everything’s chill until a mysterious new girl, Lizzy, shows up. She immediately knows Michael’s name, makes weird pronouncements, and casually steals his blood in a non-consensual finger-pricking ceremony. Um, RED FLAG.

Lizzy invites herself along on a snowmobiling trip, which results in Michael accidentally running over a dude. Oops. Apparently he's a mega-bad guy, Lizzy knows all about him, so they decide to go back and see if he's still alive. But the dude, Angel, is just gone when they return. Ghost? Really angry injured guy? Either way, we’re in trouble.

Meanwhile, Michael’s class goes gravestone rubbing (as you do), and surprise! They find Beth Palmieri’s grave. Michael then starts seeing Angel lurking ominously everywhere. Lizzy keeps making out with him in ways that seem medically unsafe, and someone sends him a lunch bag full of Pepper’s hair. At this point, Michael should be changing his name and moving to another state, but alas, he stays.

One hospital trip and a murder (RIP Gabe, we hardly knew ye) later, Michael discovers Lizzy’s secret: she is Beth Palmieri, who fell into a time tunnel and landed in the future, presumably still pissed off about the horse thing.

Time Travel Feud: Now With More Murder

Turns out Michael is the grandson of Martin Dooley (ugh, genetics), and Angel is actually Aaron Dooley, back from the grave. Lizzy and Angel are both here for revenge and plan to shove Michael into the time tunnel, dooming him to wander through the ages like some kind of Shadyside Doctor Who. But Michael flips the script and shoves them into the tunnel instead. They rapidly age 70 years in seconds and crumble into dust, because that’s how time physics works in Fear Street.

With the murderers-turned-mummies gone, Michael and Pepper go back to their regularly scheduled lives. The book ends with Michael taking a gravestone rubbing of Beth’s name, musing about how they’re bloods. Because nothing says “closure” like making arts and crafts out of your dead maybe-girlfriend’s tombstone.

Final Thoughts:

• Most horrifying Fear Street death to date? Death by hungry horses. Ugh, new nightmare unlocked.
• Biggest red flag? Lizzy stealing blood on the first date.
• Least surprising twist? The time tunnel. There’s always a time tunnel.

Fear Street: where you can get run over by a snowmobile, murdered in a furnace room, and eaten by a horse, all in one book. I give this 9 oat-and-honey corpses out of 12!

Halloween time!

Time for my annual Halloween update for all my Shadysiders, and this year, we've got some exciting developments.

First of all, looks like the next Netflix Fear Street is in post-production! It's Fear Street Prom Queen, and I'm absolutely dead because I loved The Prom Queen sooooo much! I gave it 7 out of 7 crowns, and also recommended that it should have been a Super Chiller, so high praise indeed coming from me!

Looks like it will be out 2025. Cannot wait to watch and recap for you!

Other really exciting thing: AM Stine and I have teamed up again to dive even deeper into Shadyside Snark by creating the Shadyside Snark podcast. We are in pre-production at this time, but this blog has long been a labor of love for us, so we're going to be chatting together about all things Fear Street, 90's horror and my obsession with RL Stine. Stay tuned for more updates!

In the meantime: some of you know I have become an author of YA fantasy. I have two novels out this year with Brown Cat Press, and both ebooks are on sale at Amazon for the month. So if you're looking for a little bit of reading material with witches and vampires, then check them out:

The Well of Souls

Lola Monteux, a treasure-hunting vampire, is betrayed by her crew and sentenced to death. Desperate to evade her fate, she embarks on a daring escape to a haunted island cursed for her kind. Her solitary mission: to unearth the fabled Well of Souls treasure, rumoured to bestow invincibility upon demons like her and grant her the freedom she craves.

But as Lola succumbs to the enchantment of the island, a powerful magic weaves its spell around her. She is inexplicably drawn to Gael, a local boy, and his group of misfit friends. Undercover as a teenager, Lola discovers the joys and vulnerabilities of her long-lost humanity, and begins to lose sight of her original mission—to secure her survival at any cost.

Find it here: Amazon

The Sibyl and the Thief

Sabine Gillesella has betrayed her people by working as a spy for Duke Aurich, the most powerful man in Illyamor. But now she has been cursed with invisibility and her time is running out before she fades away completely. When she meets Anora, a blind orphan who swears she knows how to help her, Sabine must follow her through a haunted forest, or risk losing more than her life.

Bound by fate, Sabine and Anora uncover truths that challenge who they are, revealing a destiny greater than they ever believed. As the land crumbles around them, they must summon the courage to weave the fabric of the realm back together and restore balance to a world on the brink of collapse.

Find it here: Amazon

Then She Said Hush

And don't forget my Fear Street-inspired short story collection: Then She Said Hush (free on KU)

There is nothing so delightful, or primal, as gathering around a fire to tell tales. You huddle closer to the flames to feel the heat on your face while the darkness gathers at your back. With nothing but open emptiness behind you, the ancient dread of the unknown creeps down your spine. You force yourself not to glance over your shoulder into the inky black. Is there any moment quite so frightening as when somebody freezes and whispers: What was that?

Cordelia Kelly shares seven chilling stories of survival, darkness, and a hint of witchcraft in Then She Said Hush, including award-winning post-apocalyptic tale “Unfreeze.”

Enjoy. And bring a flashlight.

Until next time, we will be waiting to bring you all the goosebumps of Fear Street...Stay tuned for the Shadyside Snark podcast!

Halloween Update

 Hello my spooky friends,

There's no new content on the Fear Street front (unless you consider the re-release of the Evil Cheerleaders series in a fancy new package from Simon & Schuster, which I absolutely do not). I swear, Goosebumps gets all the love. I am always keenly watching to see if the fourth Fear Street movie will ever be made by Netflix, but seeing as it's still kicking around in pre-production, I'm not holding my breath.

I am still trying to convince AM Stine to watch and recap the 2nd and 3rd movie installments ... but she's scared. It didn't help that I told her the 2nd one (1978) is the scariest (who's with me?) Perhaps she needs a bit of encouragement.

But, if you need a shot of horror in your life, this writer has her own horror anthology Then She Said Hush available on Amazon. And for the month of October, the ebook is being given away if you sign up for my newsletter. Check it out here. Free horror for Halloween? That's almost enough to give me Goosebumps.

I also have some published horror shorts available: “Inside Me” is a short story appearing in Back Roads Autumn Literary Review. This is my first piece appearing in a literary magazine, and of course it was going to be horror. The story is about a lust spell gone wrong at a high school party, with some serious The Craft vibes. While there is nothing particularly graphic, I do have to warn that there is some light cannibalism. Still can’t believe they actually published it!

The story “Dare to Survive” will be appearing in horror anthology Dark & Stormy. Love the name, and I love the entire anthology. There are some incredibly creepy stories in here, “The Old Man on the Porch” kept me up at night! My story has been described as “edge-of-your-seat”, set in a near-future world. Contestants on a game show compete in Fear Factor-type challenges. The prize? Saving the life of a loved one on death row. Failure means immediate execution, and perhaps the loss of the contestants life as well. By far the darkest thing I’ve written (yet), this is definitely not for kids. The anthology is set to be released November.

Until next time, keep things creepy.

 Hello horror-loving friends! I have exciting news - I've just released a collection of short stories in my horror anthology Then She Said Hush. Is it as good as Fear Street? I mean, can anything be? But these are some spooky, and occasionally silly stories I've written, including the award-winning Unfreeze. If you like tales of witches and survivalists, or if saunas really freak you out, then this is the book for you.

Then She Said Hush is available on Amazon, but for a short time, I am giving away the ebook for free on my website! Check it out at cordeliakelly.com!

The stories in Then She Said Hush were written with a campfire in mind. There is nothing so delightful, or primal, as gather closer to feel the heat and the light on your face while the darkness gathers at you back, and tell tales. Everything is spookier when there's nothing but open emptiness behind you, and the ancient dread of the unknown creeps down your spine. You force yourself not to glance over your shoulder. Is there any moment quite so frightening as when somebody freezes and whispers: What was that?

Enjoy. And bring a flashlight.

The Midnight Club, or "Come for the Horror, Stay for the Enlightenment"

I have never recapped a Pike book, though I used to read his books almost as religiously as Fear Streets in the ‘90s. Pike is a philosopher king compared to R. L. Stine. Fear Street is all slasher-gore horror but doesn’t come with tons of depth (not that there’s anything wrong with that!) Pike, however, seems to start off down on your typical horror road, then it spins out into something extravagantly weird, like “but we were actually ancient pagan gods and live in another dimension” kind of stuff. Pike’s books were pretty trippy.

But my attention was caught by the Netflix series based on his book The Midnight Club. It looks scary, and I thought it might be something fun to recap, seeing as I’ve been enjoying recapping R. L.’s shows. With that in mind, I’ve read The Midnight Club. It is … not at all what I expected. Although perhaps I should have, since it is classic Pike. And now I’m even more curious about The Midnight Club series. Does it follow the same path as the book? Does it take a creepy concept (dying kids make a pact to reach out to others after death) and take it in a whole different direction? Let me know if you’d like to see the recaps of the show here! Also if you're looking for more horror, check out my new blog post on The Scariest Monsters in Literature.

On to the recap: Ilonka is dying of cancer. She lives in Rotterdam Hospice, a very fancy mansion that has been repurposed for children receiving end-of-life care – no treatments, only pain management and whatever comfort they can find in a cool old place and each other. It used to be the home of an oil tycoon, set on the Pacific Coast in Washington State. 

Ilonka has a remarkably upbeat attitude to keep on living life right to the end. Her roommate, Anya, feels otherwise. She lives in excruciating pain from her bone cancer and likes drugs and not much else. Her leg has been amputated and she can barely move for the pain. She reads the Bible by day and tells scary stories at night. She also tells hard truths, like the fact that Ilonka is obviously in love with Kevin, another guest at the hospice, which is super awkward since he has a devoted girlfriend.

Ilonka is aware of all this. She hates Kevin’s girlfriend, thinks she’s insipid. She loooooves Kevin and believes her connection to him has to do with the ancient past. Whoof, it didn’t take long to get to the esoteric stuff Pike loves so much!

She takes like 6 T3s to forget about the girlfriend and push the pain away. These kids take a lot of drugs. 

Ilonka is awoken by Sandra to make the next meeting of the Midnight Club. It’s a group of five kids who meet in the library at midnight to tell each other stories. Ilonka is happy she didn’t sleep through it because she has a tale to tell.

Spence is the fifth member of the club, and is a bit of an energetic trickster. He tells a bloody, gory story, which is typical of him. Then Anya tells a disturbing story about doppelgangers and deals with the devil.

Ilonka starts her story, about a past life – 20,000 years ago in Egypt. Delius is the follower of a divine Master and had a good friend, Shradna. It’s a sad story, because Shradna’s daughter dies, then Delius and Shradna fight and fall out. Also, Ilonka believes that she is Delius, and Kevin is Shradna, though she leaves that last part out.

Kevin goes next. He tells a story of an angel who falls in love with a human and becomes mortal to be with her. Ooh, what could this mean?

The next day, Kevin’s girlfriend Kathy comes to see him. Ilonka takes her aside and tells her Kevin is going to die, that’s why he’s in a hospice and she’s only hurting him by talking about their after because they’re not going to get an after. Kathy leaves in tears and Ilonka feels terrible. It’s the worst thing she’s ever done because she only did it because she wants Kevin so bad.

Ilonka has been eating only fruits and vegetables and taking lots of vitamins, so she doesn’t listen to her own advice that she’s in a hospice and there’s only one way out of a place like that. She thinks she’s getting better and demands to be taken to get an MRI to prove it. 

Before the next Midnight Club, Anya shares a story for only Ilonka. It’s a real story. She was in love with her boyfriend and thought it was too good to be true. She fucked it up because her love freaked her out so much, and gets caught cheating with another man. She had made a sculpture of two lovers together for her boyfriend, who threw it to the ground when he finds them. The woman’s leg breaks off, right where Anya’s is amputated. She wonders if it means anything, as she got sick not long after that.

At the club, Spence is all kinds of mischievous and has wine for all of them. Ilonka takes only two small sips, thinking the wine tastes funny. Anya is in a remarkably good mood, maybe because of the wine and morphine mix. They talk about trying to reach out to each other when they’re gone, to show them there is an afterlife. Only this is not scary at all, but peaceful and sweet, a way to comfort each other. 

Spence has another bloody gory story that is short and entertaining. Ilonka goes next, and it’s another of her past lives, this time in India. She went against her caste to marry and has a child who will/did become a divine prophet called the Master, so that guy’s always mixed up with her lives. Pike always does spiritual stuff like that.

At this point, I am so curious what the show is actually like because we are ¾ of the way through the book and the only plot so far basically is: dying teens tell rambling stories.

Ilonka falls asleep hard that night and has more and more past-life dreams. In these, it appears she’s being led by Jesus, who speaks of God’s love, but she refers to him as Master. She begs him to bring back her dead husband, and she basically tells her she’s not very enlightened.

When she wakes Anya is dead. She wonders whether something happened to her (besides, you know, the bone cancer that was actively killing her). The doctors assure her of course her body had reached its end naturally and there would be no autopsy. 

Then a powerful rumour spreads through Rotterdam: one of the guests there has been misdiagnosed. One of them is not condemned.

Ilonka is sure it’s her because she had her MRI the other day. She’s happy and goes for a  walk with Kevin. He knows he was in her past lives, and he tells her the story about the angel was about them, too.

But then Ilonka sees Sandra packing her stuff.  Nobody packs their stuff here, that’s done for them after they’re gone. So Ilonka realizes it’s not her that gets to leave through the front doors. Her new diagnosis is much worse – she has maybe a couple of weeks.

Kevin finishes his story of the angel for her and it’s about love and acceptance and death. She tells him she loves him, he feels the same way, and they sleep together (though neither has the energy for actual sex, they’re together emotionally). She dreams of other past lives – one where she is a king, tempted by a woman who knows the secret of powerful addictive sex act called The Rapture.

Then in the next life she’s a poor, sick, bald milkmaid in Scandinavia, unloved and unlucky. She learns a different addictive sex act, called The Seedling, which forces others to be with her and she becomes promiscuous. A wizard gives her the power and now he wants her to use it to seduce and kill a count. She prays to be released from this and she is found by the young man she loved her whole life. He loves her too. They run away together but the wizard finds her and stabs her in the guts. Before she dies, the boy says he’ll find her again. She says she has many sins to pay for, but he says he’ll take them on as well so he might be with her.

Ilonka wakes up, her stomach burning with the same pain as from the other life and realizes this is the price she paid for wicked deeds before. But she wakes up in Kevin’s arms, so that’s okay. They kiss and tell each other they love each other, and he dies in her arms.

After that, it’s just her and Spence left. He admits to drugging Ilonka the night with the wine and then smothering Anya at her request. She asked him to do it because he believes he already killed someone, so his karma could take it. Spence is dying of AIDS, and he never told his partner he had it, though he hadn’t known he was infected when they first got together.

Ilonka tells him he’s forgiven, but if he would like, she’ll stay with him for the next life and share in whatever payment that comes with his sins, as Kevin did for her. 

She goes into the stars after that.

Wow. I mean, it’s a sweet story. There is nothing scary here. Even the kids who are dying are given the comfort of future lives to look forward to. It’s not Fear Street, that’s for sure. Essentially, it’s a story of divine love. I'm not sure how to rate this, but I'll go for 7 raptures out of 11.

The Treehouse: A Just Beyond Recap

 Song: Perfect World

The Treehouse is the highest-rated of all the Just Beyond episodes, so I was curious: was it sweeter, or was it scarier? Read to the end to find out!

Sam has just purchased a mint copy of a comic book – Commander Canada, with his maple syrup blaster. That is hilarious. Sam is kinda a nerdy kid with a great best friend, Mason, and they’re so excited about their new purchase. Then this mean kid Tommy grabs it from him and throws it in a puddle, so it’s no longer mint.

Mason is sweet, tells Sam he knows what that comic would have meant to his dad, but Sam doesn’t want to talk about it. He goes home to his mom, who tells him they need to move on and have a normal life again, but Sam doesn’t want to – he doesn’t want to forget his dad died. Oh, my heart just broke.

Sam goes out to the treehouse he made with his dad before he died, and reads comics, but a vicious storm blows in and the treehouse is struck by lightning and collapses.

He wakes up in bed, but it’s not his bed or his room. It’s beautiful and huge. He’s in sports photos with town bully Tommy and it appears they are best friends. Downstairs, he realizes he’s in a mansion, and the people calling him son aren’t his mom and dad. They’re concerned that he doesn’t know them, but not too worried because he had a soccer injury that apparently could lead to memory loss.

Sam runs the hell away from his Stepford fake family to his real house. His mom is there, but she has no idea who he is. And then – biggest heartbreaker yet – his dad is there. In this reality he’s alive, and he doesn’t know Sam. They’re talking about calling the police, but nicely, so Sam runs away.

Oh, but in this new reality, he keeps flashing to a grisly wasteland that sort of overrides the lovely neighbourhoods around him, so you get the sense that if things aren’t put back into place, things are going to get apocalyptic. So Sam goes to Mason to get his help. But it turns out new Sam is actually a total bully and Mason hates him.

But Sam tells him a bunch of weird stuff about him he shouldn’t know and tells Mason to trust him. Since Mason of this world is also still into comic books and other dimensions, he’s easy to convince. He tells Sam the fact that he’s glitching isn’t good, and if he doesn’t get out of new reality he’ll end up being stuck in the wasteland. How to get out of this reality? He’ll have to get a new treehouse from his old dad.

So Sam also tells his dad weird stuff he shouldn’t know – and this dad in the new reality begins to be convinced a little bit too. 

The world glitches again, and it’s really creepy. Sam goes back to his fake house and wonders if he’ll just wake up and everything will be normal. But then he thinks, he’ll never be able to see his dad again, and I have a lump in my throat.

Sam wakes up in the alternate dimension. He goes to his real dad’s and they start talking treehouses. He’s so kind. The mom thinks they’re both crazy, but dad figures – if Sam is right then he’s helping his kid get home and if he’s wrong, then he’s helping out a lonely kid. Besides, he’s always wanted a treehouse, and he and his wife start to think about maybe having kids. She might be starting to believe him a little bit too. They go as a family to a diner and a lumber yard, and I love this family bonding. I do wonder what his fake family is thinking, like “Sam has a head injury and has completely disappeared – shrug.” Sam is better off with these awesome human beings.

Tommy the bully wonders what’s up with him, and Sam gives him an excellent burn. He’s having so much fun being with his complete family again. But then he glitches in the backyard and he sees the wasteland – where the treehouse is collapsed and his mother is screaming for him. Creepy.

So they’ve made an amazing treehouse in like a day – I’m impressed. A crazy storm is blowing in and Sam knows this is his chance. The three of them carve their initials into the ladder. He says goodbye to his mom and goes into the treehouse. His dad waits with him. His dad says he’ll see him in another life. Sam breaks down and tells him he’s not in the other reality, he died, and he doesn’t want to go back to a place where he’s gone. Dad doesn’t want to know how it happens but tells him he needs to go back to be with his mom. Sam tells his dad he loves him and they hug and his dad is so so kind.

Are you kidding me with this? I’m not crying, you’re … no, I’m definitely crying. Just Beyond has made me openly cry. A lightning flash.

Sam wakes up in the hospital, his real mom is there waiting for him. He’s been out since the treehouse collapsed. He tells his mom he saw his dad and he helped him find his way back, and there I go again. This is so sad and sweet. 

Sam inspects the wreckage of the treehouse later, and he finds the initials that his alternate family carved into the ladder. 

Oh man, this show legit made me cry, and not just because I miss my dad, or maybe exactly for that reason. I loved it. 9 broken-hearted alternate realities out of 9.

Standing Up For Yourself: A Just Beyond Recap

Song: Break My Stride (honestly this video could not possibly be more '80s, it has to be seen to be believed)

Welcome to Larkinville, the best small town in the world. Except for Trevor. Trevor’s kind of a dick. No, scratch that, a major dick. Not only is he the worst, but everyone is scared of him. He’s only a teenager, but adults are cringing away from him, letting him get away with whatever he wants. Why? Oh, because he’s Trevor Larkin, and his daddy owns the town. Basically entirely – he employs everyone, and is everybody’s landlord. And he is like King Dick, so Trevor comes by it honestly.

At high school, all the kids are essentially his servants or toadies – the nerdy kids do all his work. Anything that isn’t perfect for him, he’ll hit someone. So, Trevor is a psycho. He breaks a kid’s nose in dodgeball, and the mother of the child is out for blood. But he can’t be expelled because … they would all be fired. Principal warns the mom not to do anything – not only will she be fired, her family will be evicted.

A new kid comes to town. He’s like bully-fodder – he is slight and seems nerdy, he has a fake leg and his name is Burger. Trevor is delighted and immediately starts to harass him. The other kids warn the new kid, Evan, to just do what he says. “Welcome to the resistance.”

Trevor demands Evan empty his backpack, but turns out new kid has a spine, and says no. Trevor threatens him, but Evan warns him he’s making a mistake. He gets fully pummelled by Trevor.

A few hours later, Evan is brought to Trevor’s house by his grandmother, who doesn’t really speak English but demands an apology. Nobody is surprised when Trevor is a dick to her, too. The grandma starts chanting – that’s never a good sign. I’m getting Beauty and the Beast vibes here. Everything goes dark and Trevor is actually spooked. A new wind blows through Larkinville, and everyone looks up for a moment. 

That night, Trevor has dinner with his dad, who is unsurprisingly horrible. He laughs about how he did in fact fire and evict the mom whose son’s nose Trevor had broken. Trevor’s mom (stepmom because she’s pretty young?) seems scared of her husband and feels sorry for the family they just destroyed. Is she nice? But then she’s super inappropriate at the dinner table with her husband, and both Trevor and I are horrified. She does offer that Trevor shouldn’t be so aggressive, but the Larkin men agree that if you’re not stomping on others, they’ll be stomping at you. A spooky wind blows things against the window. 

When Trevor wakes up the next day, he’s a little kid! He goes into town and the townspeople aren’t scared of him anymore, he’s not getting away with anything. Then they realize it’s him because of a scar on his face, and they’re even less scared. In fact, there are several adults who are looking for a little payback. This is kinda scary, actually, and Trevor runs away. He’s literally being chased by townspeople and dogs, and kinda deserves it.

Oops, none of the kids in school are scared of him either. Nor are the teachers or the principal. It looks like he’s going to be actually ripped apart but new kid Evan stops them. He says if they continue, then they are as bad as Trevor is.

Trevor escapes and goes to the old lady’s house, the witch who put this spell on him. He begs her for forgiveness, and she tells him: Love others and you love yourself. Hurt others and you hurt yourself. He says he understands, and she says when he wakes up, the world will be as it should. He has the chance at a new life.

Oh no, Trevor, listen to her language! But he goes home to bed, and when he wakes up, he’s back to his massive bullying self. Has he learned a lesson? Of course not! He storms out of bed in the mood for some payback.

But as he tramples the flowerbed like he always does, the gardener speaks out against him – oh, and it’s his dad! The world really has changed overnight. Evan and his family live in his old mansion and they own the town now. 

Only Evan is kind. And the world is a much better place now.

Aww, loved this ending. I felt Trevor shouldn’t have gotten off too easy, and he didn’t. Now he’ll have to work in this new life to be better. Perfect. The message we learned? I’ll repeat the witch: Love others and you love yourself. Hurt others and you hurt yourself. An excellent way to live life, no matter who you are. 

Not the scariest of shows by a long shot, but gosh darn it I’m being swayed by all this good messaging. Am I becoming a better person? 8 angry mobs out of 10.